Scientist Claims Too Many Birthdays Can Kill You



science labA leading scientist has made the extraordinary claim that too many birthdays is fatal to all forms of life.  The scientific community was in shock after Professor Greene submitted the paper 3 days ago.

“I’m skeptical” said a lecturer at Cardiff University. “However if this is true, Professor Greene will have shown the direct link between old age and death. It would answer a lot of questions such as: Why do old people smell like they’re already dead?”

Professor Greene was unavailable for comment but is said to be “Utterly amazed” with her discovery.


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