Scientist Claims Too Many Birthdays Can Kill You
A leading scientist has made the extraordinary claim that too many birthdays is fatal to all forms of life. The scientific community was in shock after Professor Greene submitted the paper 3 days ago.
“I’m skeptical” said a lecturer at Cardiff University. “However if this is true, Professor Greene will have shown the direct link between old age and death. It would answer a lot of questions such as: Why do old people smell like they’re already dead?”
Professor Greene was unavailable for comment but is said to be “Utterly amazed” with her discovery.