Quiche Lorraine is a much maligned food. As men, we have been mocked for our love of the quiche. People say it is not a food for a real man. They say it is a limp-wristed effeminate snack for ladies, children and the kind of men who read their horoscopes in Grazia. Well we disagree! We believe that quiche is a formidable and mighty food worthy of a great warrior! And we set out to prove it with this song.